Almost every time I make a trip to the country with my grandma, she mentions the following:

• I should have invested in real estate. Our whole family should have. David bought a condo only a few years ago in Colorado, and look how well it did, each month he has an income!
• I should not stay away too long because I'll end up being one of those people who doesn't belong anywhere.
• That this day was her happiest day ever, how nice it was to go to the country with me, etc.
• She says I do not talk enough and asks me to "tell her a story."